Englisch

You know that feeling when you open your eyes after a really nice, long sleep? The odd, yellow crust breaks and crumbles from the sides of your eyes, and suddenly there's this extreme light shining straight into your face. Are you being interrogated? Have you been downloading naughty things? No, it's just the scary, real world. And you're squinting to block this luminescence from getting too far into your cranium and melting your brain, but the power of the blaze is pulsating through your recently-awoken head and giving you this intense headache, making you wish you'd never woken up, and all you want to do is just pull the covers over your head and go back to sleep forever...

I am Shelbi. The psychopathic, cantankerous, annoying, permanently hyper, self-contious, self-loathing, extremely camp idiot. (Too many adjectives?)


but I don't let it get me down! :D


And yes, I did have to write that nonsensical, story-like paragraph up there, just so I would come across as a deep, creative, interesting girl, when actually I am nothing of the sort! I am a "interesting", moronic girl, with an extremely monotonous personality, as you may have already noticed.


I find it amazingly easy to talk to anyone, and when I do, I'm constantly laughing, concentrating, and trying to listen to every word and detail they are putting into what they are saying.


Everything about me is not very effeminate. The films I like, the things I say, the way I act, but I am not a freak. No matter how weird I may appear to be, and no matter what I say, I am actually kool. But I love weird people. They are amazing. And I wish I was one of them.


My idea of bliss is to be curled up on a sofa, anywhere, watching a scary film, with a man who loves me and his arms wrapped around me. I'd give anything to have that, but it seems to be drifting farther and farther away with every second...


A few more thizzles about the Toffee:


I am in fact a vampire but few people dont believe me such as my skinny "peter pan" friend Ryan! He is just refusing to believe the truth and the reality at hand!


my best friends are:

Josh(I Love You Baby)

Peter

TiM


RoMe


Soldier


Richard


Paden


Mark


Ryan


Bobby


David


Lacey


Lee


RoB


Nikki


Taylor


Becca


Heather


Hannah


Jason


Jason


a bunch of more jasons


and alot of other people so if i left you out please tell me and ill add u in there!


I don't smoke.


I don't drink.

don't do drugs.


I sit in the corner, with a can of Coca Cola, ignoring everyone...but thats when im sad or bored


I fight. if i have to. AI will take any punches thrown at me. But they better be aware that they are getting one back that is even harder. I deserve what I get. I'm a cheeky sod!

Schütze

Athletisch

5' 6 (1.68 m)

Braun

Kaukasisch

Single

Nein

Ja

Augen

Gepierct... Aber nur die Ohren, Vernarbt, Strategisch platzierte Tattoos

Schwarz

Katze

Ja

Teilweise Hauptschule

Arbeite zu Hause

Kunst / Musik /Literatur

Tattoo Artist

Weniger als $14,999USD

Mit Eltern/Elternteil, Mit Haustier(en)

Freunde kommen gelegentlich vorbei

Ja - Sozial

Ja - Oft

Coole(r)

Comedian, Offen, Dunkel, Eigenartig

Kunst & Handwerk, Musik, Filme, Internet, Clubbing / Ausgehen, Tanzen, Fotografie, Kochen, Autos, Karten spielen, Spielen

Mit Freunden ausgehen, Party machen, Entspannen, Clubbing / Bars, Trinken, In ein Konzert gehen

The Bowling Alley to shoot some mad pool =]

alot of things

Freundlich, Störenfried, Cool

Christ

Nie

to become a famouse tattoo artist

Clever, Trocken / Sarkastisch, Sadistisch

Cartoons, Filme, Reality-Shows, Wiederholungen

Comedy, Drama, Horror, Thriller, Erotisch

Country/Volksmusik/Schlager, Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Industrial, Soul, Gospel, Punk

Ich mag lesen nicht

to sit in the corner with a can of coca cola and think, draw, sing, or write

Intelligenz, Gutes Aussehen, Humor, Sensibilität, Kühnheit, Seltsamkeiten, Spontanität, Flirtwillig, Esprit, Nachdenklich

kind, romantic, sweet, kinky, dark/emo, sexy

Internet-Freund, Freund