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Jeg taler | Engelsk |
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Jeg beskriver mig selv som | You know that feeling when you open your eyes after a really nice, long sleep? The odd, yellow crust breaks and crumbles from the sides of your eyes, and suddenly there's this extreme light shining straight into your face. Are you being interrogated? Have you been downloading naughty things? No, it's just the scary, real world. And you're squinting to block this luminescence from getting too far into your cranium and melting your brain, but the power of the blaze is pulsating through your recently-awoken head and giving you this intense headache, making you wish you'd never woken up, and all you want to do is just pull the covers over your head and go back to sleep forever... I am Shelbi. The psychopathic, cantankerous, annoying, permanently hyper, self-contious, self-loathing, extremely camp idiot. (Too many adjectives?) but I don't let it get me down! :D And yes, I did have to write that nonsensical, story-like paragraph up there, just so I would come across as a deep, creative, interesting girl, when actually I am nothing of the sort! I am a "interesting", moronic girl, with an extremely monotonous personality, as you may have already noticed. I find it amazingly easy to talk to anyone, and when I do, I'm constantly laughing, concentrating, and trying to listen to every word and detail they are putting into what they are saying. Everything about me is not very effeminate. The films I like, the things I say, the way I act, but I am not a freak. No matter how weird I may appear to be, and no matter what I say, I am actually kool. But I love weird people. They are amazing. And I wish I was one of them. My idea of bliss is to be curled up on a sofa, anywhere, watching a scary film, with a man who loves me and his arms wrapped around me. I'd give anything to have that, but it seems to be drifting farther and farther away with every second... A few more thizzles about the Toffee: I am in fact a vampire but few people dont believe me such as my skinny "peter pan" friend Ryan! He is just refusing to believe the truth and the reality at hand! my best friends are: Josh(I Love You Baby) Peter TiM RoMe Soldier Richard Paden Mark Ryan Bobby David Lacey Lee RoB Nikki Taylor Becca Heather Hannah Jason Jason a bunch of more jasons and alot of other people so if i left you out please tell me and ill add u in there! I don't smoke. I don't drink. don't do drugs. I sit in the corner, with a can of Coca Cola, ignoring everyone...but thats when im sad or bored I fight. if i have to. AI will take any punches thrown at me. But they better be aware that they are getting one back that is even harder. I deserve what I get. I'm a cheeky sod! |
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Underskriv | Skytten |
Udseende & Situation
Min kropstype er | Atletisk |
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Min højde er | 168 cm |
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Mine øjne er | Brun |
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Min etnicitet er | Kaukasisk |
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Min civilstand er | Single |
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Jeg har børn | Nej |
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Jeg vil have børn | Ja |
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Mit bedste karaktertræk er | Øjne |
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Kropsudsmykning | Piercet... Men kun øre(r), Arret, Stategisk placeret tatovering |
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Mit hår er | Sort |
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Jeg har en eller flere af disse | Kat |
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Villig til at flytte | Ja |
Status
Mit uddannelsesniveau er | Lidt af gymnasiet |
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Min nuværende ansættelsesstatus er | Arbejder hjemmefra |
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Mit speciale er | Kunst / musik / litteratur |
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Min jobtitel er | Tattoo Artist |
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Jeg tjener så meget på et år | Mindre end $14.999USD |
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Jeg bor | Med forældre, Med kæledyr |
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Hjemme | Venner kommer forbi en gang i mellem |
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Jeg er ryger | Ja - til fester |
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Jeg drikker | Ja - ofte |
Personlighed
I gymnasiet var jeg | Cool fyr |
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Min sociale opførsel er | Komisk, Uadvendt, Mørk, Underlig |
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Mine interesser og hobbier er | Kunst og håndværk, Musik, Film, Internet, Gå på diskotek / barer, Dans, Fotografering, Madlavning, Biler, Kortspil, Gambling |
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Min idé om at have det sjovt er | Være sammen med venner, Feste, Afslappende, Diskotek / barer, Drikke, Tage til koncert |
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En ideel første date ville være | The Bowling Alley to shoot some mad pool =] |
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Jeg har altid villet prøve | alot of things |
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Mine venner beskriver mig som | Venlig, Ballademager, Cool |
Synspunkter
Min religion er | Kristen |
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Jeg deltager i tjenester | Aldrig |
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Mit mål i livet er | to become a famouse tattoo artist |
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Min form for humor er | Snu, Tør / sarkastisk, Sadistisk |
Smag
I tv ser jeg altid | Tegnefilm, Film, Reality Shows, Genudsendelser |
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Når jeg går i biografen ser jeg altid en | Comedy, Drama, Gys, Thriller, Voksen |
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Når jeg hører musik, lytter jeg altid til | Land, Rap, Rock, Metal, Elektronisk, Pop, Industrial, Soul, Gospel, Punk |
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Når jeg læser, læser jeg altid | Jeg bryder mig ikke om at læse |
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Min forestilling om hvad der er sjovt er | to sit in the corner with a can of coca cola and think, draw, sing, or write |
Leder efter
Hvad finder du attraktivt? | Intelligens, Flot udseende, Humor, Følsomhed, Skaldethed, Særheder, Spontanitet, Flirtende, Morsom, Omtanke |
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Hvad leder du efter? | kind, romantic, sweet, kinky, dark/emo, sexy |
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Hvilken type forhold leder du efter? | Internetven, Ven |