i will ya! your who! with my lum0s0rb! you should check out these series of stories starring: lil jimmy fetus and rico suave, his pet chihuahua! lil jimmy fetus did not quite make it out of the womb fully developed, but that is not stopping him from enjoying his existence. he lives in a jar & his umbilical cord hangs out the side, where upon rico drags him from place to place. they go on many adventures, like little jimmy fetus gets laid! picture: a jar with a condom over it, and a prostitute squatting down with her gargantuan, gaping ****** hovering over the cap of the jar. all the while rico cowers in the corner from the giant bush! or read: little jimmy fetus & rico suave crash into the world trade center...again!!! it has all the laughs you need on any given day, so check 'em out! my alias...

Gemeni

Atletic

5' 10 (1.78 m)

Șaten

caucaziană

Niciodată căsătorit(ă)

Nu

Nu sunt sigur(ă)

Păr

Cu cicatrice

Șaten închis

Pisică, Câine

Nu

Ceva colegiu

Cu jumătate de normă

Student(ă)

Liniște totală

Da - încerc să renunț

Da - sociabil

Normal

Furtunos, Atent, Prietenos, De comedie, De aventură, Cochet, Deschis, Întunecat, Ciudat

Exercitare, Învățare, Muzică, Tv , Filme, Internet , Jocuri, Dans, Familie, Mese, Fotografie, Călătorii, Gătire, Cărți de joc, Jocuri de noroc, Voluntariatul

Cu prietenii, Chefuri, Acasă, Încercarea de lucruri noi, Filmele, Relaxare, Dormit, Băut, La un Casino, Tv , La un concert

Scandalagiu, Vulgar, Tainic

Agnostică

Niciodată

to have the American Dream of moving back to Europe!

Inteligent, Deștept, Sec / Sarcastic, Tainic, Vulgar, Sadic

Știri, Desene animate, Documentar, Drame, Comedii, Filme, Sporturi, Reality Show-uri, Reluari

Acțiune, Științifico-fantastic, Comedie , Dramă, Documentar, Familie, Animație, De groază, De aventuri, Pentru adulți

Rap , Rock , Metal , Electronică, Pop , Clasică, Blues , Jazz , Industrială, Latino, Ambient , Dance , Soul , Reggae , Folk , Punk

Vechi, Clasică, Comic , Umor, Filozofie, Politică, Satiră, Științifico-fantastic, Nu-mi place să citesc

since i was about 12, when i first hit puberty, every spring i dye my hair on the top of my head, in my armpits, and my pubes green to signify that even the lushness & decadence of spring has no boundaries when it comes to this man! i use my body as a canvas to give my interpretation as an oak tree. this persists throughout the summer, whilst my hair lengthens to quite the green mop top. when fall hits though, i start to dye my hair yellow, then orange, red, and finally brown. as autumn progresses, i cut and shave bits and pieces of my hair, even the pubic hair, till about mid november when all of my hair is gone, and to the point in which i look like a cancer patient! at that time, i take all of the shavings i have saved and what is left of my hair and glue them to my shoes as to embody the dead leaves from my extremities to the base of this tree. throughout winter, i remain bald & hairless like a newborn babe, so as to represent that my body and soul is as bare as the oak tree i port

Inteligență, Frumusețe, Umor, Empatie, Ciudățenii, Spontaneitate, Putere, Flirt, Rațiune, Grija, Pasivitate

Prieten de pe internet, Prieten, Partener de întâlniri, Intim