i will ya! your who! with my lum0s0rb! you should check out these series of stories starring: lil jimmy fetus and rico suave, his pet chihuahua! lil jimmy fetus did not quite make it out of the womb fully developed, but that is not stopping him from enjoying his existence. he lives in a jar & his umbilical cord hangs out the side, where upon rico drags him from place to place. they go on many adventures, like little jimmy fetus gets laid! picture: a jar with a condom over it, and a prostitute squatting down with her gargantuan, gaping ****** hovering over the cap of the jar. all the while rico cowers in the corner from the giant bush! or read: little jimmy fetus & rico suave crash into the world trade center...again!!! it has all the laughs you need on any given day, so check 'em out! my alias...

Tweelingen

Athletisch

5' 10 (1.78 m)

Bruin

Blank

Nooit getrouwd

Nee

Niet Zeker

Haar

Met Littekens

Donkerbruinharig

Kat, Hond

Nee

MBO

Deeltijd

Student

Is het lekker rustig

Ja - Maar ik wil ophouden

Ja - Als ik uitga

Gewoon

Luidruchtig, Opmerkzaam, Vriendelijk, Grappig, Baas, Flirterig, Gezellig, Donker, Raar

Fitness, Nieuwe Dingen Leren, Muziek, Tv, Films, Internet, Spellen, Dansen, Gezin, Eten, Fotografie, Reizen, Koken, Kaarten spelen, Gokken, Vrijwilligerswerk

Met Vrienden zijn, Feesten, Thuis blijven, Ik probeer graag nieuwe dingen, Films, Relaxen, Slapen, Drinken, Naar een casino gaan, Tv, Naar een concert gaan

Een herrieschopper, Ranzig, Obscuur

Agnostisch

Nooit

to have the American Dream of moving back to Europe!

Camp, Slim, Droge Humor / Sarcastisch, Obscuur, Ranzig, Sadistischh

Nieuws, Tekenfilms, Documentaires, Drama's, Komedies, Films, Sport, Reality, Herhalingen

Actie, Science Fiction, Komedie, Drama, Documentair, Gezin, Animatie, Horror, Thriller, Erotisch

Rap, Rock, Metal, Electonische Muziek , Pop, Klassiek, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Latin, Ambient, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Folk, Punk

Mythologie, Klassiek , Comedy, Humor, Filosofie, Politiek, Satire, Science Fiction, Ik hou niet van lezen

since i was about 12, when i first hit puberty, every spring i dye my hair on the top of my head, in my armpits, and my pubes green to signify that even the lushness & decadence of spring has no boundaries when it comes to this man! i use my body as a canvas to give my interpretation as an oak tree. this persists throughout the summer, whilst my hair lengthens to quite the green mop top. when fall hits though, i start to dye my hair yellow, then orange, red, and finally brown. as autumn progresses, i cut and shave bits and pieces of my hair, even the pubic hair, till about mid november when all of my hair is gone, and to the point in which i look like a cancer patient! at that time, i take all of the shavings i have saved and what is left of my hair and glue them to my shoes as to embody the dead leaves from my extremities to the base of this tree. throughout winter, i remain bald & hairless like a newborn babe, so as to represent that my body and soul is as bare as the oak tree i port

Intelligentie, Goed Uiterlijk, Humor, Empathie, Eigenaardigheden, Spontaniteit, Macht, Flirterig, Gevatheid, Bedachtzaamheid, Passiviteit

Een Internet Vriendje, Vriend, Date, Intimiteit