Hello, i was born during the Mexican war of reconcilliation, the bastard son of a demented scientist and a rabid caberet singer. I am the patent holder of several instruments for the torture of small animals including the gerbil giloteen, the squirrel electric chair and of course the monkey mangonel. I am interested in women who like a good laugh, are confident in themselves and know what they like/want. This is because sinse the operation i am no longer a mind reader. I am only to be approached with a drink. Do not boil wash iron or microwave.

Gemini

Slim

6' 1 (1.85 m)

Brown

Caucasian

Single

No

Yes

Butt

Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Visible Tattoo

Dark Brown

No pets

Yes

Some University

Full-time

Medical / Health

With Roomate(s)

Friends Come Over Often

Yes - Often

Yes - Like A Fish

Class Clown

Boisterous, Loud, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark

Sports, Music, Tv, Movies, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Camping, Fishing / Hunting, Playing Cards

Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Reading A Book, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum

A couple of pints at a local pub, then a moonlit stroll to a candel lit dinner by a river, at some out of the way bistro. Then back to the house with a bottle of something for a proper chat. Then in to bed for a sensuous massage building up to a night of...

Handgliding. Zero Gravity.

Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool, A Flirt

Not Religious

Never

Libertarian

Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Sadistic

Documentaries, Instructional, Sports

Science Fiction, Horror

Country, Rock, Blues, New age, Soul, Punk

Ancient, Fantasy, History, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Philosophy, Political, Poetry, Science, Science Fiction, I'm An Author

Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness

Ilike a girls with a twisted sense of humour and an agile mind who doesn't need constant re assurance just to function normally. I like a girl who is as happy to slob about at home in trackies as going out partying. I don't really have an ideal build hair/ eye colour as have been out with pretty much all shapes sizes and races.

Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed