Englanti, Ranska, Saksa, Binaarinen, Muu

Industrial musician, futurist, wirehead and free culture activist. I live in constant anticipation of the day when the Internet wakes up and swallows its users whole.

I play downtown at a weekly Industrial/Electro/EBM clubnight called Descent. It's at the Red Room (398 Richards st.) on Sundays and you should come. The DJs are cute and we play requests.

I enjoy elegant candlelit beaches, long walks on the dinner, and thinking about geopolitics and computability theory. I am too unique a snowflake to wear my Gothic Best every goddamn day. My boots have just as many zippers as yours and my soul is ten times darker, but if your identity begins and ends with the G-word, keep on walking.

I have been accused of being a postmodernist, but I prefer the more euphemistic word "pretentious."

My upcoming album is entitled 'does the pavement dream' and it is apocalyptic in some bits and serene in others and contemplative throughout. If the end of the world is your bag, ask to hear some.

I am in a long-term, nonmonogamous relationship. I'm not looking for anything committed or exclusive here. Really the point of this profile is to remind everyone that they aren't as cute as I am.

Please don't message me if you think that any member of Insane Clown Posse is an 'artist'. If I find out later that this is the case, I am going to be *very* cross.

Oinas

Keskiverto

6' 3 (1.91 m)

Harmaa

Valkoihoinen

Naimaton

Ei

En ole varma

Käsivarret

Muu, Lävistetty... Mutta vain korvista, Näkyvä Tatuointi

Tummanruskea

Ei lemmikeitä

Ei

Jonkin verran Lukiota

Kokopäiväinen

Tietokoneet / Tekniikka

Network Administrator

$30,000USD - $44,999USD

Yksin

Ystävät vierailevat usein

Kyllä - Mutta ei tupakkatuote

Kyllä - Yksi tai Kaksi

Aivot

Riehakas, Sivustaseuraaja, Ystävällinen, Koominen, Juhlien järjestäjä, Bileiden aloittaja, Flirttaileva, Musta

Lukeminen, Musiikki, Internetti, Clubit / Baarit, Perhe, Ruokailla, Tietokoneet

Shoppailu, Uusien asioiden kokeilu, Klubit / Baarit, Kirjan Lukeminen, Konserttiin meneminen

Goddamn, the more of this thing I fill out, the more I want to throttle its creators. My Idea Of A Great Time Is: "Hanging Out With Friends"? How totally revealing and unique! I've never met someone who likes hanging out with friends before! So tell me: Do you sometimes like to eat food?

Okay anyhow. What did the question say? A first date? Pfff.. I dunno, dinner and a damn movie, just like everyone else. Honestly, if you have an Ideal First Date picked out already then I think I'm probably way too interesting for you.

Joku jota muut kadehtii, Epävarma, Flirtti

Ei uskonnollinen

Ei koskaan

To do music for a living. Or, not to have to 'do' things for a living.

The industrial revolution was sold to us with the promise that, with the machines doing the heavy lifting, most human labour would be history. We'd have lifestyles of effortless luxury and leisure. I'm still waiting for the machines to deliver on that one.

In the meantime I'll settle for a home and some instruments.

Pinnallinen, Älykäs, Kuiva / Sarkastinen, Ystävällinen, Hassu, Epävarma, Kermakakkukomedia, Roisi, Sadistinen, En koskaan naura

Uutiset, Sarjakuvat, Dokumentit, En pidä televisiosta

Olen näyttelijä

Rock musiikki, Elektroninen, Pop musiikki, Olen levyttävä artisti, Teollinen

Muinainen, Tietokoneet, Fantasia, Kaunokirjallisuus, Huumori, Matematiikka, Musiikki, Filosofia, Poliittinen, Lähdeluettelo, Runous, Satiiri, Tiede, Scifi, Tekninen, Olen Kirjailija

Filling out online profiles designed by people who think "Classic" is a genre of book?

Most of my free time I spend working on the album. I can also be spotted drinking rum and playing pool at any of several scuzzy bars downtown.

Viisaus, Hyvä ulkonäkö, Huumori, Hyvät taidot, Empatia, Herkkyys, Kaljuus, Kummallisuus, Spontaanisuus, Raha, Voima, Flirttaileva, Nokkela, Ajattelevaisuus, Passiivisuus

If you found these 'check a box' surveys as infuriating as I did, that's a good start.

You must be beautiful, intelligent, sharp as a whip, and rich enough to keep me wined and dined in the manner to which I am accustomed. Our love affair will be short and tempestuous. We will get married, and I will divorce you a week later and take half your stuff.

Internet Kaveri, Kaveri, Päivämäärä, Intiimi