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I'm a creepy little jerk. I'm rude, I'm sarcastic, and condescending... love me?

Scorpio

Average

5' 6 (1.68 m)

Hazel

Caucasian

Single

No

Not Sure

Eyes

Brown

Dog, Exotic Animal

No

Some High School

Part-time

Other

Courtesy Clerk

Less Than $14,999USD

With Roomate(s), With Parent(s), With Pet(s)

Friends Come Over Often

Yes - Socially

Yes - Socially

Outcast

Reserved, Boisterous, Observant, Anti-social, Comedic, Fire Starter, Dark, Strange

Arts & Crafts, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dining, Photography, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Cooking, Camping, Fishing / Hunting, Playing Cards, Computers

Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Extreme Sports, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Tv, Going To A Museum

Any classic date would do, so long as it starts simple and turns complicated. Like going to a theme-park and deciding to ask as many people as you can where their toasters live (or something odd like that).

Skydiving, I wish to have multiple opportunities to learn about the physics involved.

Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy

Spiritual But Not Religious

Never

Not Sure

Theoretically, just to get by. Income, living space, significant other, transportation, etc.

Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy, Sadistic

News, Cartoons, Situation Comedies, Movies, Re-runs

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller, Adult

Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Industrial, Ambient, Dance, Folk, Punk

Ancient, Anthology, Biography, Business, Comic, Computers, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, History, Home & Garden, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Mathematics, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, Technical, I'm An Author

Something with a little more adrenaline than the rest of day-to-day life. Tormenting strangers at the mall. Riding roller coasters. Blowing shit up. Committing a crime. Getting really drawn into a movie. But one thing that must be learned is that I always plan ahead, no "spur of the moment" bullshit. Look before you leap.

Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Money, Power

One who finds things funny, but life isn't a constant joke that should be laughed at 24/7. I want someone to sit back with me and quietly observe the stupidity of the world around us. I look for a person that doesn't take shit from most anybody, and can do what is necessary to make his point clear. I want a brute and a jackass, in both life and the bedroom, but a somewhat emotional date. The type who becomes a bodyguard or a bouncer not because he wanted to, but just because it fit, and he was good at it. This may be a bit much for here, but I figure I'll take the time to spell it all out. I don't reallyy expect anybody to be all of these things.

Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed