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Hi there! I just want to take this opportunity to inform you that I am in fact, an aubergine. Now, I want you to understand that this is nothibng to panic about, but you should be prepared to evacuate the immediate area in case of infection. This will result in an extinction event roughly similar to what the Cable Guy did to Jim Carrey's career.
If you're still reading after that, my name is Joseph. Not Joe, Joseph. But I don't mind if you call me Joe.

I experiment with life, I want to try a bit of everything before I die, which could be any moment. I want to meet people to do crazy shit with.

This summer I'm plotting escape routes throughout England's canals, just in case... Plus, it'll be an adventure.

And isn't that what life is all about? Adventure?, lets give it a shot.

On the note of adventure, I'm a complete Sci-Fi nerd. I have all Star Trek: the Next Generation, all Farscape episodes, and I'm working on Stargate ;)

Ooh! I forgot! Physical description! Well, I'm 6 foot 7 (that's 2 metres ;) big as a door), With long golden blonde hair and dark blue eyes.

Leo

Average

Taller Than 6' 4 (1.93 m)

Blue

Caucasian

Single

No

Not Sure

Eyes

Scarred

Blonde

Dog, Fish

No

High School Diploma

Student

Student

IT Practitioner

Less Than $14,999USD

With Parent(s)

Friends Come Over Occasionally

No

Yes - Socially

Nerd

Loud, Friendly

Reading, Games, Religion / Spirituality, Computers

Hanging Out With Friends, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Reading A Book, Playing Video Games

Someone where there would be little pressure to talk all the time, like a nice walk somewhere etc.

To climb Mt. Kilimanjaro, planned for Summer '09!

Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Perfect, A Flirt

Other

Never

Conservative

To conquer the world, and rule her with an iron fist. From there, I shall establish a base ont he moon fromw hich to plot the destruction of my fiery nemesis, the sun!

Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Situation Comedies, Movies

Science Fiction

Metal, Dance

Ancient, Classic, Computers, Fantasy, Fiction, Instructional, Philosophy, Religious, Science Fiction

Doing anything insane, relaxing, adrenaline pumping, calming and generally awesome. From getting really drunk in the garden to climbing a mountain range.

Intelligence, Humor, Boldness, Oddities, Flirtatiousness

Someone who can put up with me being psychotically cheerful one day and jumping fromt he rafters the next, preferably they would be like that too :P

Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed