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Welcome to My Nightmare.
Age 36 From La Grange, Illinois -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Woman Seeking A Man
Basic Information
I Can Speak | English, Spanish, Italian |
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I Would Describe Myself As | Hello, my name is Lauren. I am fiesty and crude, but most of the time it is harmless. I may be considered self absorbed but I really don't think that's the case at all. I'm insecure about a lot of things, and I cry a lot. I'm sick of spending money on boys. I want to be spoiled. I like muscles and tattoos. Facial hair is always welcome, back hair is not. I remain quiet and quite lifeless until I really know someone, somewhat like a doll. Glassy eyed looks are my expertise, so is judging people based on their intelligence. I hate fools, and I hate idiots. Don't play me for a fool, because I'm not an idiot. With all of that said, if you like tiny yet ferocious ladies look no further. |
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Sign | Virgo |
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is | Slender |
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My Height Is | 5' 3 (1.6 m) |
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My Eyes Are | Brown |
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My Ethnicity Is | Caucasian |
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I Have Kids | No |
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I Want Kids | Not Sure |
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My Best Feature Is | Smile |
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Body Art | Belly Button Ring, Secret Piercings, Scarred, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo |
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My Hair Is | Dark Brown |
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I Have One Or More Of These | Cat |
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Willing To Relocate | No |
Status
My Education Level Is | Some College |
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My Current Employment Status Is | Student |
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My Speciality Is | Medical / Health |
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My Job Title Is | I go to school and clean things. |
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I Make This Much In A Year | Less Than $14,999USD |
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I Live | With Parent(s), With Pet(s) |
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At Home | Friends Come Over Occasionally |
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I'm A Smoker | Yes - Often |
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I Drink | Yes - Like A Fish |
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A | Class Clown |
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My Social Behavior Is | Comedic, Party Starter, Strange |
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My Interest And Hobbies Are | Arts & Crafts, Sports, Music, Playing Cards, Gambling |
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My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Relaxing, Sleeping, Drinking, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert |
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An Ideal First Date Would Be | perhaps going to get something pierced, grabbing some junk food and then playing a drinking game. |
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I've Always Wanted To Try | driving with my eyes closed. actually, i've always wanted to try not being sarcastic. |
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My Friends Describe Me As Being | Friendly, Troublemaker, Goofy, A Flirt |
Views
My Religion Is | Agnostic |
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I Attend Services | Once A Year |
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My Political Views Are | I Don't Like Politics |
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My Goal In Life Is | be successful and happy. i want a house, a job in pharmacy, and cats. i want to live near my family and friends, and i want to have a lot of freetime. too idealistic? nah. |
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My Kind Of Humor Is | Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy |
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch | Cartoons, Sports, Re-runs |
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When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Comedy, Horror |
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When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Rap, Rock, Metal, Punk |
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When I Read, I Always Read | Music, Satire, Sports |
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My Idea Of Fun Is | Playing mortal combat until my thumbs hurt, watching football, eating tasty treats, and having shot contests. |
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive? | Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Boldness, Oddities |
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What Do You Look For? | i like bad boys with good hearts, even though they're hard to find. |
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What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Friend |