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Straight outta the Baton Rouge Safe Zone
Age 42 From Asheville, North Carolina -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
| I Can Speak | English, Binary |
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| I Would Describe Myself As | My birth name is Wang Chung and I came to this country from Hong Kong where I was falsely accused of the murder of a leading member of the local Tong. In vain I tried to prove my that I was innocent, but I was forced to flee. Now, I'm all alone. A desperate man on the edge of....I'm sorry I couldn't resist. None of that's true. The truth(?) is my name is Jacob and I'm from Louisiana. I'm deathly afraid of noodles, I love horror movies, I might be a genius, and I have all of my toes. Do you? |
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| Sign | Scorpio |
Appearance & Situation
| My Body Type Is | Thick |
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| My Height Is | 6' 1 (1.85 m) |
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| My Eyes Are | Blue |
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| My Ethnicity Is | Caucasian |
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| My Marital Situation Is | Single |
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| I Have Kids | No |
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| I Want Kids | Not Sure |
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| My Best Feature Is | Eyes |
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| My Hair Is | Dark Blonde |
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| I Have One Or More Of These | Dog |
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| Willing To Relocate | No |
Status
| My Education Level Is | College Degree |
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| My Current Employment Status Is | Full-time |
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| My Speciality Is | Retired |
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| My Job Title Is | Blackhearted Fiend |
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| I Make This Much In A Year | More Than $150,000USD |
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| I Live | With Roomate(s) |
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| At Home | Friends Come Over Occasionally |
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| I'm A Smoker | No |
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| I Drink | Yes - One Or Two |
Personality
| Back In High School, I Was A | Outcast |
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| My Social Behavior Is | Strange |
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| My Interest And Hobbies Are | Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Travel |
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| My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Drinking, Reading A Book, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum |
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| My Friends Describe Me As Being | A Troll, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy |
Views
| My Religion Is | Other |
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| I Attend Services | Every Day |
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| My Political Views Are | Not Sure |
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| My Goal In Life Is | The ultimate conquest of Earth and the subjugation of it people's to my will. But seriously folks, I'm at present trying to follow my dream and become a private investigator. This will hopefully help me in my bid for world *****ation. Baby steps, people. |
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| My Kind Of Humor Is | Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic |
Taste
| On Tv, I Always Watch | Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Movies, Re-runs |
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| When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Science Fiction, Comedy, Documentary, Horror, Thriller |
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| When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Country, Rock, Metal, Classical, Blues, Ambient, Punk |
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| When I Read, I Always Read | Ancient, Anthology, Biography, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Instructional, Philosophy, Political, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Science Fiction |
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| My Idea Of Fun Is | I enjoy going to restaurants, finding people that are talking and laughing REALLY loudly, and making up my own little conversations for them. I also enjoy scheming, plotting, lurking, the occult, and water polo. |
Looking for
| What Do You Find Attractive? | Intelligence, Humor, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit |
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| What Do You Look For? | I'll let you know when she makes parole and I find her. |
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| What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed |
