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Half the girls who have profiles here are ridiculous. Anyone that hot doesn't need a website to find a 'mate'. It's even a lil creepy that they refer to someone you might be looking for here as "a mate". Like were gorillas. I will now write my bullshit profile based upon ever profile I've ever seen on any dating type service website ever...
'''I'm kinda shy, but I can be really open and crazy once I get to know someone. I'm looking for a guy who won't lie and cheat on me like my last 5 boyfriends. I'm not religious, but I'm very spiritual. I like listening to music, watching movies and hanging out with friends. Music is my life. I'm happy going out to a club and partying all night, or just staying home on the couch with someone and watching a movie on tv. I don't like being judged, and I'm not political at all. Although I consider myself a democrat. I love cats, and have 2. I'm a little lonely, and have bad luck in love. I don't have alot of friends, and I'm kinda insecure. Nevermind my user profile pics that show me half naked dancing on top of a bar, or at a party with 8 people hugging me. I strongly believe that beauty is only skin deep, and that you can't judge a book by it's cover. But please, no fatties. I hate rascism and homophobia. White guys only need apply.'''

There... I've enetered the universal "About me!", paragraph. If you haven't figured out by now that I'm a little anti-social, and very sarcastic, then you should probly just stop here. I lift weights, but I'm not huge or ripped, just in case you were lookin for a vile vallo, skinny pale goth model guy.

Cancer

Average

6' 0 (1.83 m)

Hazel

Hispanic/latino, Caucasian

Never Married

No

Not Sure

Feet

Scarred

Dark Brown

Cat, Dog

No

Some College

Full-time

Art / Music / Literature

WorthlessManualLaborInDirtyHotWarehouse

Less Than $14,999USD

With Roomate(s), With Pet(s)

All Is Calm

No

Yes - Often

Average Joe

Observant, Anti-social, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Dark, Strange

Exercising, Reading, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Photography

Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Drinking, Reading A Book, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum

Not doing much. Meeting up at a club or something. Having an awkward hello, maybe you ask me to dance, and I say no, because I can't dance. We stand around waiting for the other to say something. Then I calmly say something reeeally freaky and you say your going to the bathroom, and you climb out the window into the alley and run like hell, never to return to that club again.

Obscure

Not Religious

Never

Very Liberal

Campy, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Sadistic

News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Movies

Horror, Thriller

Rock, Metal, Electronic, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I'm A Recording Artist, Industrial, Dance, Punk

Fantasy, Horror, Music, Religious, Satire, Science, Science Fiction

Writing music, playing it live everynow an then with my band(No were not famous). Programing my drum machine, sleeping, Lifting weights a lil, and failing to achieve anything resembling a 6 pack. Drinking, Obsessing over music, and particular sounds buried in the mix. Making noise as well as 'normal' industrialish music. Watching the history channel, taking naps, seeing people do dumb stuff on youtube, rum, watching the worst, cheesiest horror movies you've ever seen in your life. I have an unhealthy collection of movies far worse then anything Ed Wood could even dream of. I love MST3000, obsessing over all the NIN websites, reading up on tons of music equipment(mainly guitar) that I'll never be able to afford. Being unconscious, playing with my dog, cranking up the air conditioner, reading the newspaper and knowinh whats happening in the world, daydreaming, getting too lost in my thoughts, doing nothing, bacardi, jogging(which I actually HATE), band practice, sleeping, talking to

Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Empathy, Oddities, Wit

Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed