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Lets eat dog lint and glue together
Age 37 From Detroit, Michigan -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
| I Can Speak | English, German |
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| Sign | Libra |
Appearance & Situation
| My Body Type Is | Slim |
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| My Height Is | 6' 0 (1.83 m) |
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| My Eyes Are | Blue |
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| My Ethnicity Is | Caucasian |
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| My Marital Situation Is | Widowed |
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| I Have Kids | No |
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| I Want Kids | Not Sure |
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| My Best Feature Is | Belly Button |
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| Body Art | Other |
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| My Hair Is | Brown |
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| I Have One Or More Of These | Dog |
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| Willing To Relocate | Yes |
Status
| My Education Level Is | Some College |
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| My Current Employment Status Is | Retired |
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| My Speciality Is | Teacher / Education |
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| My Job Title Is | I churn dog biscuits out of ceiling tile |
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| I Make This Much In A Year | More Than $150,000USD |
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| I Live | With Parent(s) |
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| At Home | It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes |
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| I'm A Smoker | No |
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| I Drink | No |
Personality
| Back In High School, I Was A | Class Clown |
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| My Social Behavior Is | Loud, Anti-social, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Strange |
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| My Interest And Hobbies Are | Reading, Music, Movies, Games, Dining, Camping, Playing Cards, Volunteering |
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| My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Reading A Book, Going To A Casino, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum |
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| An Ideal First Date Would Be | Opening up a bottle of draino and having a good time. |
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| I've Always Wanted To Try | Not opening up a bottle of draino and having a good time. |
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| My Friends Describe Me As Being | Friendly, Troublemaker, A Troll, Perfect, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, I Don't Have Any Friends |
Views
| My Religion Is | Buddhist / Taoist |
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| I Attend Services | Never |
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| My Political Views Are | Libertarian |
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| My Goal In Life Is | Become a teacher and study philosophy while I eat food. |
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| My Kind Of Humor Is | Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic, I Never Laugh |
Taste
| On Tv, I Always Watch | I Don't Like Tv |
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| When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Science Fiction, Horror, Thriller, I Don't Like Movies, I'm A Movie Actor, Adult |
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| When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Country, Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I Don't Like Music, I'm A Recording Artist, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, New age, Ambient, Dance, Folk, Punk |
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| When I Read, I Always Read | Classic, History, Horror, Philosophy, Political, Satire, Science Fiction |
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| My Idea Of Fun Is | Eating food, peeing on things, playing video games, watching retarded movies, studying, doing retarded things, making fun of people, eating food on people, reading food on people, and eating food. |
Looking for
| What Do You Find Attractive? | Intelligence, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Passiveness |
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| What Do You Look For? | I look for people reading the words eat, food and retard over and over again. I think you should stop reading this and talk to me. |
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| What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed |
