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Dark Chocolate... Darker Love
Age 53 From El Monte, California -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
| I Can Speak | English |
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| I Would Describe Myself As | Slightly overweight Germanian Super Model. Emotionally retarded. Looking for chicks with extreme emotional issues and big racks. Cutting, listening to Morrissey in a dark corner by myself, eating a sandwich. |
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| Sign | Capricorn |
Appearance & Situation
| My Body Type Is | Stocky |
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| My Height Is | 5' 9 (1.75 m) |
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| My Eyes Are | Brown |
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| My Ethnicity Is | Other |
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| My Marital Situation Is | Divorced |
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| I Have Kids | No |
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| I Want Kids | Not Sure |
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| My Best Feature Is | Hands |
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| Body Art | Other |
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| My Hair Is | Black |
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| I Have One Or More Of These | No pets |
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| Willing To Relocate | No |
Status
| My Education Level Is | High School Diploma |
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| My Current Employment Status Is | Self-employed |
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| My Speciality Is | Other |
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| My Job Title Is | King of the Underground Flunkies |
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| I Make This Much In A Year | $75,000USD To $99,999USD |
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| I Live | With Pet(s) |
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| At Home | Friends Come Over Occasionally |
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| I'm A Smoker | Yes - But Non Tobacco |
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| I Drink | Yes - Often |
Personality
| Back In High School, I Was A | Quiet One |
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| My Social Behavior Is | Observant, Flirtatious |
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| My Interest And Hobbies Are | Dining |
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| My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Playing Dress-up, Tv |
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| An Ideal First Date Would Be | A large pepperoni pizza, covered in sausage with Morrissey playing in the background. |
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| I've Always Wanted To Try | Losing weight |
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| My Friends Describe Me As Being | Goofy |
Views
| My Religion Is | Agnostic |
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| I Attend Services | Never |
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| My Political Views Are | I Don't Like Politics |
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| My Goal In Life Is | I have no goals |
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| My Kind Of Humor Is | Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy |
Taste
| On Tv, I Always Watch | Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Re-runs |
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| When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Comedy |
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| When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Industrial, Soul, Reggae |
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| When I Read, I Always Read | I Don't Like Reading |
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| My Idea Of Fun Is | Eating a pizza on top of another pizza, with smaller pizzas and sandwiches as toppings. |
Looking for
| What Do You Find Attractive? | Good Looks, Money |
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| What Do You Look For? | Hot super model who likes to eat |
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| What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Intimate |
