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Basic Information
I Can Speak | German, Urdu, Binary |
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I Would Describe Myself As | I like to dye my hair black because it is the color of my heart. I wear eyeshadow even tho I am a guy because I like to express my individuality. |
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Sign | Taurus |
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is | Thick |
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My Height Is | 5' 5 (1.65 m) |
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My Eyes Are | Black |
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My Ethnicity Is | European |
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My Marital Situation Is | Never Married |
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I Have Kids | No |
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I Want Kids | Yes |
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My Best Feature Is | Calves |
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Body Art | Belly Button Ring, Branded, Fanged, Secret Piercings, Scarred, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo |
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My Hair Is | Black |
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I Have One Or More Of These | I Own A Farm |
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Willing To Relocate | No |
Status
My Education Level Is | University Degree |
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My Current Employment Status Is | Self-employed |
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My Speciality Is | Other |
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My Job Title Is | Dark Farmer |
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I Make This Much In A Year | Less Than $14,999USD |
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I Live | Alone, With Pet(s) |
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At Home | There Is No Noise |
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I'm A Smoker | Yes - But Non Tobacco |
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I Drink | Yes - Like A Fish |
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A | Cool Dude |
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My Social Behavior Is | Anti-social, Dark |
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My Interest And Hobbies Are | Exercising, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Family, Volunteering |
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My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Going Shopping, Trying New Things, Extreme Sports, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up |
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An Ideal First Date Would Be | cutting each others' initials into each others' arms and giving each other homemade tats, practicing branding with the iron. and of course you must eat some gas station nachos and fart in my face |
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I've Always Wanted To Try | milking my prostate in a dark way. |
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My Friends Describe Me As Being | A Troll, Perfect, Raunchy, I Don't Have Any Friends |
Views
My Religion Is | Other |
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I Attend Services | Every Day |
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My Political Views Are | Very Conservative |
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My Goal In Life Is | to be the darkest metal god in the galaxy. will you be my dark metal princess. i would also to finish up my phd in metaphysics. |
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My Kind Of Humor Is | I Never Laugh |
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch | I Wish I Had A Tv |
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When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Family, Adult |
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When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Metal, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I Don't Like Music, I'm A Recording Artist, Industrial, New age, Ambient |
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When I Read, I Always Read | Ancient, Anthology, Humor, Instructional, Reference, Technical, I Don't Like Reading |
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My Idea Of Fun Is | coloring black construction paper with black crayons and then cutting eye hole in it to make a mask so i can play peekaboo with my farm animals. shopping at hot topic with my grammie, drawing tattoos on myself with a black ball point pen. fighting the system. writing love letters to trent reznor |
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive? | Great Skills, Oddities, Money, Passiveness |
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What Do You Look For? | easy prey |