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I am lame!
Age 38 From Baltimore, Maryland - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
German, Urdu, Binary
I Would Describe Myself As  
I like to dye my hair black because it is the color of my heart. I wear eyeshadow even tho I am a guy because I like to express my individuality.
Sign  
Taurus

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Thick
My Height Is  
5' 5 (1.65 m)
My Eyes Are  
Black
My Ethnicity Is  
European
My Marital Situation Is  
Never Married
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Yes
My Best Feature Is  
Calves
Body Art  
Belly Button Ring, Branded, Fanged, Secret Piercings, Scarred, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Black
I Have One Or More Of These  
I Own A Farm
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Self-employed
My Speciality Is  
Other
My Job Title Is  
Dark Farmer
I Make This Much In A Year  
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live  
Alone, With Pet(s)
At Home  
There Is No Noise
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - But Non Tobacco
I Drink  
Yes - Like A Fish

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Cool Dude
My Social Behavior Is  
Anti-social, Dark
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Exercising, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Family, Volunteering
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Going Shopping, Trying New Things, Extreme Sports, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
cutting each others' initials into each others' arms and giving each other homemade tats, practicing branding with the iron. and of course you must eat some gas station nachos and fart in my face
I've Always Wanted To Try  
milking my prostate in a dark way.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
A Troll, Perfect, Raunchy, I Don't Have Any Friends

Views

My Religion Is  
Other
I Attend Services  
Every Day
My Political Views Are  
Very Conservative
My Goal In Life Is  
to be the darkest metal god in the galaxy. will you be my dark metal princess. i would also to finish up my phd in metaphysics.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
I Never Laugh

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
I Wish I Had A Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Family, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Metal, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I Don't Like Music, I'm A Recording Artist, Industrial, New age, Ambient
When I Read, I Always Read  
Ancient, Anthology, Humor, Instructional, Reference, Technical, I Don't Like Reading
My Idea Of Fun Is  
coloring black construction paper with black crayons and then cutting eye hole in it to make a mask so i can play peekaboo with my farm animals. shopping at hot topic with my grammie, drawing tattoos on myself with a black ball point pen. fighting the system. writing love letters to trent reznor

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Great Skills, Oddities, Money, Passiveness
What Do You Look For?  
easy prey
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