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Liquor in the front poker in the rear xD
Age 34 From Vancouver, Washington -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Woman Seeking A Man
Basic Information
| I Can Speak | English, French, Spanish, German, Portuguese, Dutch, Chinese, Japanese, Arabic, Russian, Hebrew, Hindi, Tagalog, Urdu, Binary, Polish, Turkish, Other |
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| I Would Describe Myself As | I'm a jew, I do roller derby, I cause cancer, and I'm thoroughly repulsive. And my name is Effy. I'm much more creative than my previous statements would imply. These are not the droids you are looking for. |
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| Sign | Gemini |
Appearance & Situation
| My Body Type Is | Slender |
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| My Height Is | 5' 3 (1.6 m) |
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| My Eyes Are | Blue |
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| My Ethnicity Is | Caucasian, Other |
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| My Marital Situation Is | Single |
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| I Have Kids | No |
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| I Want Kids | Yes |
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| My Best Feature Is | Chest |
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| Body Art | Other |
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| My Hair Is | Dark Brown |
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| I Have One Or More Of These | Rodent |
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| Willing To Relocate | No |
Status
| My Education Level Is | High School Diploma |
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| My Current Employment Status Is | Unemployed |
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| My Speciality Is | Computers / Electronic |
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| I Live | With Roomate(s) |
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| I'm A Smoker | Yes - Socially |
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| I Drink | No |
Personality
| Back In High School, I Was A | Cool Dude |
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| My Social Behavior Is | Reserved, Boisterous, Loud, Friendly, Comedic, Outgoing |
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| My Interest And Hobbies Are | Arts & Crafts, Learning, Music, Movies, Dancing, Travel |
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| My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Extreme Sports, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert |
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| An Ideal First Date Would Be | Hmm, RATS AND A CUCUMBER. |
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| I've Always Wanted To Try | Rats and a cucumber. |
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| My Friends Describe Me As Being | A Troll |
Views
| My Religion Is | Buddhist / Taoist |
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| I Attend Services | Never |
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| My Political Views Are | I Don't Like Politics |
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| My Goal In Life Is | Rats and a cucumber. BURN. |
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| My Kind Of Humor Is | I Never Laugh |
Taste
| On Tv, I Always Watch | Cartoons |
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| When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Comedy, Horror |
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| When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Folk, Punk |
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| My Idea Of Fun Is | Rats and a cucumber. Interpret as you wish. |
Looking for
| What Do You Find Attractive? | Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Wit |
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| What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Internet Buddy, Friend, Date |
