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Wow! I'm a big Dorky Dorkelstein.
Age 95 From Albany, Prince Edward Island -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
| I Would Describe Myself As | Dorky. I like to cry. My mom strips. Girls make me nervous. I think I may be Emo. Spider web eyeliner turns me on. If you're a big dork like me let me know. Maybe we can go to a cemetary and write bad poetry about vampires. Anne Rice is my hero. |
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| Sign | Pisces |
Appearance & Situation
| My Body Type Is | Stocky |
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| My Height Is | 4' 0 (1.22 m) |
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| My Eyes Are | Black |
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| My Ethnicity Is | Other |
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| My Marital Situation Is | Widowed |
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| I Have Kids | Yes - Sometimes At Home |
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| I Want Kids | Yes |
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| My Best Feature Is | Butt |
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| Body Art | Fanged |
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| My Hair Is | Black |
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| I Have One Or More Of These | Gerbil Or Guinea Pig, I Own A Farm |
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| Willing To Relocate | No |
Status
| My Education Level Is | Some High School |
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| My Current Employment Status Is | Unemployed |
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| My Speciality Is | Other |
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| My Job Title Is | Poor Vampire |
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| I Make This Much In A Year | Less Than $14,999USD |
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| I Live | With Parent(s), With Kid(s) |
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| At Home | There Is No Noise |
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| I'm A Smoker | Yes - Pipe |
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| I Drink | Yes - Like A Fish |
Personality
| Back In High School, I Was A | Outcast |
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| My Social Behavior Is | Fire Starter, Dark |
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| My Interest And Hobbies Are | Fishing / Hunting |
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| My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Playing Dress-up |
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| An Ideal First Date Would Be | My mom would pick you up in her SUV. I have to sit in the back so I don't hurt myself with the cigarette lighter. Then I would borrow some money from her (she makes enough dancing to support both of us!) so we could go to a Denny's and drink coffee before heading over to the cemetary and sitting on top of the biggest tombstone we could find and reading poetry to each other and contemplating the fact the we are immortal. Then we would drink each others blood and cry tears of blood til my mom picks us up before sunrise. I have a big coffin at home we could sleep in til the sun sets again. |
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| I've Always Wanted To Try | being the one that doesn't get beat up. Maybe I would stop my Emo tendencies. |
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| My Friends Describe Me As Being | I Don't Have Any Friends |
Views
| My Religion Is | Other |
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| I Attend Services | Never |
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| My Political Views Are | Socialist |
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| My Goal In Life Is | to one day be able to die. I am doomed to be a vampire and haven't found the right vampire girl to put a stake through my blackend heart. |
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| My Kind Of Humor Is | I Never Laugh |
Taste
| On Tv, I Always Watch | Re-runs |
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| When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Horror, I'm A Movie Actor, Adult |
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| When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Vacuum Cleaner Noises |
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| When I Read, I Always Read | Poetry |
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| My Idea Of Fun Is | Hanging out in a cemetary with my fellow Vampire friends. Writing poetry under the full moon while listening to the children of the night howl behind the weeping willows I sit under as I cut myself with the blade of ages that my mom bought me with the money she made dancing at Scores one weekend in New York on my birthday. I was sad. |
Looking for
| What Do You Find Attractive? | Empathy |
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| What Do You Look For? | Someone who likes to find the biggest and bestest cemetaries in Canada. Has fangs, spiderweb makeup, listens to Emo, Siouxsie, Sisters of Mercy, Bauhaus, anything that Trent or Brian puts out. I think they might be Heavy Metal guys making money off of the goth scene. I don't know. I guess I'm just following what everyone else thinks is cool. |
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| What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Intimate |
