English, Other

There is a magical monkey in my refridgerator and he keeps steeling my cheese... >.<

Aquarius

Average

6' 2 (1.88 m)

Brown

Caucasian

Single

No

Not Sure

Eyes

Other, Scarred, Visible Tattoo

Other

Cat

No

Some College

Full-time

Art / Music / Literature

Tire & Lube express junkie at wally world

$15,000USD To $29,999USD

With Parent(s)

All Is Calm

Yes - Trying To Quit

Yes - Like A Fish

Outcast

Reserved, Shy, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange

Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Family, Photography, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Travel, Cars, Camping, Computers

Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Reading A Book, Playing Video Games, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum

I've always wanted to try finding a girl who canactualy love me for me. that and shopping cart jousting yeah that'd be fun...Who would join me in my many adventures of finding away to polish the heads of old menand women with turtle wax, and maybe even help me in my conquest of new jersy with an army of midgets mmyesh midgets muwahahahaha. >.> <.< ^.^

Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

Spiritual But Not Religious

Once

I Don't Like Politics

To take over Rhode island with an army of poo throwing midget ninja monkies and call pepsi and tell them to bring back "pepsi clear " .

Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Slapstick, Sadistic

Cartoons, Movies

Science Fiction, Comedy, Documentary, Animation, Horror, Thriller, Adult

Rock, Metal, Punk

Ancient, Anthology, Comic, Computers, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Music, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, I'm An Author

O.K. 4 step process for fun.
1.) Go to the top of a long flight of stairs
2.) Grab a midget
3.) Put midget into a new shiny trash can
4.) Kick midget and trash can down flight of stairs
Repeat steps 1-4 untill reaching of maximum funness.

Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness

^.^ Sometimes I lose my wallet so then I have to look for it... Oh what do I look for in a woman ? Hmm well she would have to be willing to go midget tossing with me and um...I don't know what else you tell me >.<

Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed