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Warning: Demented and Deranged
Age 47 From Los Angeles, California -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Woman Seeking A Man
Basic Information
| I Can Speak | English, Spanish |
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| I Would Describe Myself As | I'm a pretty laid back and sarcastic person. I have a dry sense of humor and a smart mouth, but it's all in fun. I'm truthful to the point of causing u emotional pain. i can be sweet and get along w/ any body...if i drink enough. Nah I don't have to be drunk to be nice and cool. I can really get along with practically anyone as long as you are not a jerk or an a hole. I don't like FAKE people and like people who are themselves. |
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| Sign | Taurus |
Appearance & Situation
| My Body Type Is | Big And Beautiful |
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| My Height Is | 4' 11 (1.5 m) |
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| My Eyes Are | Brown |
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| My Ethnicity Is | Hispanic/latino |
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| My Marital Situation Is | Single |
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| I Have Kids | No |
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| I Want Kids | No |
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| My Best Feature Is | Lips |
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| Body Art | Other, Visible Tattoo |
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| My Hair Is | Dark Brown |
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| I Have One Or More Of These | No pets |
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| Willing To Relocate | No |
Status
| My Education Level Is | College Degree |
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| My Current Employment Status Is | Full-time |
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| My Speciality Is | Other |
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| My Job Title Is | Da Boss |
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| I Make This Much In A Year | $30,000USD To $44,999USD |
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| I Live | With Roomate(s) |
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| At Home | It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes |
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| I'm A Smoker | No |
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| I Drink | Yes - Socially |
Personality
| Back In High School, I Was A | Class Clown |
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| My Social Behavior Is | Loud, Fire Starter, Dark |
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| My Interest And Hobbies Are | Music, Movies, Dancing, Dining, Travel |
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| My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Hanging Out With Friends, Trying New Things, The Movies |
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| An Ideal First Date Would Be | going to the movies, so i dont have to talk to the person much then dinner, stuff our mouths no conversation there. Maybe make out, but hey we'll be busy and we ain't gotz to talk much. |
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| I've Always Wanted To Try | I think thats for a later discussion with the person I'm "with" |
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| My Friends Describe Me As Being | Troublemaker, Cool |
Views
| My Religion Is | Atheist |
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| I Attend Services | Never |
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| My Political Views Are | Very Liberal |
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| My Kind Of Humor Is | Dry / Sarcastic, Sadistic |
Taste
| On Tv, I Always Watch | Cartoons |
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| When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Science Fiction, Horror, Adult |
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| When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Industrial |
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| When I Read, I Always Read | Fantasy, Science Fiction |
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| My Idea Of Fun Is | Going to raunchy clubs and making fun of people, including my friends. Going to the movies. Causing Havok when needed and anything that involves the color black (hey use your damn imagination!) Making fun of my friend Wicked Witch when shes drunk out of her mind as she's rude and mean to everyone that crosses her path, PRICELESS!! SOON TO BE PART OF A KNITTING CLUB WITH WICKED WITCH AND SPICE GIRL 5 IN 1! HEY THERE IS ALKYHOL INVOLVED! |
Looking for
| What Do You Find Attractive? | Humor, Great Skills, Wit |
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| What Do You Look For? | I'M OPEN TO MANY POSSIBILITIES |
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| What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Internet Buddy, Friend, Date |
