Norsk, Fransk, Spansk, Japansk

I'm constantly described as the sunniest, go-lucky, make-you-want-to-vomit-blood-into-your-mouth-because-i'm-the-most-endearing-person-of-all-time-ever. i'm the human equivalent of "Candy-Coated Clown". i wake up early and greet the sun with a song and a dance and a big "eat-feces" grin. i'm pretty much perfect although i might be too modest sometimes when i describe myself. i like bright colors and happy endings. i'm completely and hopelessly illiterate. i'd like to develop couples tanning booths. i'm founding a bank that sells lottery tickets. i laugh constantly, often at completely inappropriate times and at completely appropriate people. i wake up smelling like cinnamon rolls and spring romance. my vices include helping strangers, energetic dancing, using round-house kicks to solve problems, and the electric starlight orchestra. i'm popular and successful.

Scorpio

Lekre

6 '1 (1,85 m)

Brun

kaukasisk

Ugift

Nei

Nei

Øyne

Hemmelig Piercing, Strategisk plassert tatovering

Brun

Katt

Nei

Universitetsgrad

Selvstendig næringsdrivende

Utdanning / Akademisk

Handler and Advocate

$15,000USD Til $29,999USD

Med romkamerat (er), Med kjæledyr

Venner kommer på besøk hele tiden

Nei

Ja - Ofte

Klassens klovn

Flørtende

Trene, Kunst og Håndverk, Sport, Lese, Lære, Musikk, Filmer, Internett, Spill, Klubb / Bar Hopping, Dansing, Familie, Restaurant, Fotografi, Religion / livssyn, Teater, Reise, Lage mat, Hagearbeid, Biler, Kamping, Kortspill, Gambling, Frivillig arbeid, Datamaskiner

Være med venner, Feste, Prøve nye ting, Drikking, Ekstremsport, Lese en bok, Gå på konsert

we get into another tag-team slap-fight against david bowie and mick jagger for money and the pink slip to bowie's moorcycle.

filling in absurd lists and questionaires

Vennlig, Bråkmaker, En andre ønsker å være, Et troll, Kul, Perfekt, Frekk, obskur, Tullete, Jeg har ingen venner, En flørt

Annet

Aldri

control the global supply of mascara and rabbits' feet.

Smart, Tørr / Sarkastisk, obskur, Frekk, Jeg ler aldri

Tegneserier, Dokumentarer, Instruksjonsvideo, Jeg liker ikke Tv

Jeg liker ikke filmer, Jeg er skuespiller

Rap, Rock, Metall, Electro, Klassisk, Støvsuger lyder, Jeg liker ikke musikk, Jeg er artist, Blues, Jazz, Industri, Latin, New age, omgivende, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Folkemusikk, Punk

Eldgammel, antologi, Auto-biografi, Biografi, Virksomhet, Klassisk, Tegneserie / tegnestripe, Fiction, Helse, Historie, Humor, Instruksjonsvideo, Matematikk, Musikk, Natur, Filosofi, Politisk, Poesi, Religiøs, Satire, Vitenskap, Science Fiction, Teknisk, Jeg er forfatter

sinisteriousness and lurking

Intelligens, Flott utseende, Humor, Gode ​​ferdigheter, Empati, Følsomhet, Dristighet, Rariteter, Spontanitet, Makt, flørtende, vett, Omtanksfull, Passivitet

holes in the street, roving gangs, my keys, squirrels, a point to most of the things people seem to think, people yelling my name or words that sound like my name, vacancies, the ever-elusive mexican clown bear, someone on crutches whom thinks s/he's bad and wants to race me on my old arm-legs, scrap metal, waldo, the predator, treasure, the spoon in highlight's hide-a-pictures, hidden cameras, stuff, things, motherfuckers with angst in their names, sweeping the leg, restaurants with good mashed potatoes and clean bathrooms, ninjas

Internett Venn, Venn, Dato, Intim, Forpliktet