Mike

English

MUST LOVE HALLOWEEN!

I am a fun wacky guy who believes in laughter and enjoying life. After all, this is the only life we get. I have a degree in film but I work in cyber security and do film making as a hobby. I'm creative but also realistic. I own a large home with a forested area and creek behind the house. I have blue eyes and I can make funny faces.

I played a doctor on TV. I was also on - and edited out from - America's Got Talent as well as The Gong Show reboot. I was a jester on Portlandia.

I'm looking for a nice, fun person who is honest, open, and affectionate. Laughter required. Appreciation of the arts is good. No STDs or smoking, please. Occasional pot is ok (now that it's legal) but I don't partake. I don't have kids, but it's ok if you do - as long as they are "good kids" and old enough to be left alone.

I LOVE costume parties. I have many costumes. I have more shoes and hats than most men. Over 50 hats!

I have Global Entry and am ready for more international travel. In the last 5 years I've been to Spain, France, Scotland, Amsterdam, London, Belgium, and Ireland. Next is Prague-Vienna-Budapest. I love Japan - have been there three times and will go again. While I am not religious, I am "Buddhist-friendly".

Turn offs include racism, religion, team sports, horses, skiing, and fans of the orange king. I am allergic to cats and vegans.

Aries

Average

5' 8 (1.73 m)

Blue

Caucasian

Single

No

No

Eyes

Wouldn't Even Think About It

Brown

No

Darkwave

Covenant

Robert Sheckley

Don't have a fav

I prefer goth FB groups

College Degree

Full-time

Computers / Electronic

Senior Security Consultant

$100,000USD To $150,000USD

Alone

Friends Come Over Occasionally

No

Yes - Socially

Class Clown

Comedic, Friendly, Strange

Arts & Crafts, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Computers, Dancing, Dining, Internet, Games, Movies, Music, Theater, Tv

Clubbing / Bars, Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum, Partying, Playing Dress-up, The Movies, Trying New Things

Anything involving dark chocolate and/or red wine.

Chocolate covered broccoli. No wait, I tried that. Um, let me think on this one. I usually try things I want to try.

Friendly, Obscure, Goofy

Atheist

Never

Middle Of The Road

Have fun! Travel more.

Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick

Cartoons, Documentaries, Movies

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Documentary, Animation, Horror, Thriller, I'm A Movie Actor

Electronic, Industrial, Punk, Rock, Vacuum Cleaner Noises

Business, Horror, Humor, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, Technical

Costumed events of any kind. I have way too many costumes, hats, and shoes. Karaoke. Movies. Wine tastings (reds only). Themed potlucks.

Good Looks, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Sensitivity, Thoughtfullness, Wit

I am not looking for a particular type. Mainly I know what I am NOT looking for, which is a smoker, a druggy, or a mother of young children. I am looking for someone who is fun and funny and hasn't forgotten how to be a kid. Someone who is ok with my house being decorated for Halloween year round because every day is Halloween!

Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed