Karim

Hello - Hope you’re well. Right then, I believe I’m funny and also funny looking, so lucky for you, 2 for the price of one. I love to make others laugh, although I’m no clown, just ignore the shoes please. I regularly carry a shovel to dig myself out of holes and also suffer from regular bouts of foot-in-mouth-itis. Bone dry and dark humour at times. As well as English and French, I can also get by in irony and sometimes sarcasm. A Welsh/Egyptian hybrid but grew up in many other countries. I have my own teeth and a full head of hair, although it’s white as a dove’s silky feathers but soft as baby’s freshly washed hair. :-) Also, I have natural “fangs”.

I’m a well educated, kind, down to earth, laid back, modest, nice and polite person (I think and so do friends/family) but can be a bit of a dark horse. Fiercely independent, I’m happy with me and my place in life. Usually an optimist, sometimes stubbornly so. I laugh at life and it continually laughs back at me. Can be a bit of a culture geek, though not a literal one, because who wants to bite the heads off of live chickens?!? Unnecessary and not very nice. I prefer personality, integrity, empathy, honesty and humour over all.

Some things I like or think cool : flowers, sunrises and sunsets (can’t decide which I like better, I’d go with sunsets as they’re easier to see daily, but the reward of getting up earlier is much more “oh!”, a tie then), reading, cycling, walk, talk, sci-fi, science, restaurants and bars, cooking, cleaning, yoga, meditation, going to the opera and museums, music, charity and volunteering, skate, surf, mountains, beaches (although I hate sand), renaissance art, statues (and musical statues), geography, sharing, colours, classic authors, symmetry, history, most sports, science, love, rivers, canals, water (to drink, shower/bathe in, or swim), silliness, Lego, nice socks and underwear, random film quotes, beer and wine (although not at the same time, usually), fruit, animals, maps, flea markets, indie music, alternative, rock, jazz, skate punk, electronic, reggae, classical/opera, culture (cheese and classic), horizons, Xmas, clear skies, thunderstorms, burritos, tacos, Grease!, sunshine, plants, intellectually stimulating and /or puerile conversation, pizza, intelligence, life and all it’s beauty and complications. I loathe cheese, bad hygiene, fake things/people and delusions of class, or the notion of class in general, it’s so outdated and really only exists in your mind, just another abhorrent ism.

Let’s get together and make a chemical bouillabaisse and run wild. Or something.

Good luck with your search.

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5' 7 (1.7 m)

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