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Kid Chaos looking for my metal maiden
Age 39 From Dubuque, Iowa - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
I am an entrepreneur who doesn't look like your standard "metal head." I love ink and will have my entire upper torso done before I'm happy with my ink, but everything will be covered while wearing a suit. Due to the social business stigmas (I consult for older business owners who still have the archaic belief that tattoos and piercings are taboo), I don't wear piercings, but once I step away from my business(anywhere between now and 6 years from now)I will be getting a few well placed piercings. I'll leave you to guess the locations (or make suggestions).



Now that I've addressed the confusion to my look (since I'm sure anyone who sees my profile pics will be like "this isn't a business dating site"), I will talk more about who I am.



I'm an overall hilarious person. Most of my friends tell me that they only keep me around because I'm funny (which makes me wonder what character flaws I have that make them consider getting rid of me. :P). I talk in parenthesis a lot. Probably because I get sidetracked with every word I say and then tell stories or comments going along with the topic.



My favorite genre of music is metalcore, but I have a pretty eclectic taste. Some of my favorite bands are Times of Grace, All That Remains, Asking Alexandria, Miss May I, and Bring Me the Horizon.



I have a pretty free schedule since I work when I want, and I love to have a good time. My roommates and I tend to spend most days hanging out, listening to music, and being 4:20 friendly.



My priorities go as follows 1. My children (I have 2 who live in another state with their mother, and I get to see them whenever I go to Indiana to visit). 2. My career. 3. My love life. So if you are the kind of person who has to be their man's #1 all of the time, then I'm not the kind of guy you are looking for; However, The right woman will easily work her way into the #1 spot because any woman who can support me in my dreams, let me be who I am, and love me regardless of my flaws deserves to be tied for first with my munchkins. But I haven't found that woman yet (hence the reason I'm here).



I'm looking for something serious. I'm too old, and have been through far too much to play the young mans game of one night stands and wading through phone numbers. I'm also up for friends, so even if you aren't interested in me romantically feel free to message me anyway to chat. I could always use more people in the area to invite to concerts and festivals.



I hope this suffices for the information you were looking for, but if not, message me any question and I'll answer it whenever I can. So until then, here's a winky face to remember me by. ;)
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Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
5' 7 (1.7 m)
My Eyes Are  
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Divorced
I Have Kids  
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Lips
Body Art  
Strategically Placed Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Self-employed
My Speciality Is  
Sales / Marketing
My Job Title Is  
Owner/Operator of Apportune Moment
I Make This Much In A Year  
$30,000USD To $44,999USD
I Live  
With Roomate(s)
At Home  
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - But Non Tobacco
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is  
Boisterous, Comedic, Friendly, Loud, Observant, Outgoing, Strange, Party Starter
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Internet, Movies, Playing Cards, Reading, Sports, Travel
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Casino, Going To A Concert, Partying, Reading A Book, Sleeping, Staying At Home
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Dinner and a walk so we would have plenty of time to talk and get to know one another.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Extreme sports. Other than that, I try pretty much anything I want to do. I still have yet to skydive though.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Obscure, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Other
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Not Sure
My Goal In Life Is  
To retire by 35 and change the world so I can leave it better than it was when I got here.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Situation Comedies, Movies, Sports
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Metal, Punk, Reggae, Rock
When I Read, I Always Read  
Business, Fantasy, Supernatural, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Hanging out with friends, burning a little herb, and enjoying the streams of never ending laughter.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Boldness, Empathy, Good Looks, Humor, Intelligence, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Do You Look For?  
The 2 most important factors for me are intelligence and beauty. By beauty, I'm not talking a physical beauty, but beauty as a person. To me, beauty comes from being the kind of person who cares about the feelings of others, does things without personal gain, and overall character.

As far as physical beauty goes, I'm an eye guy all the way. To be entirely honest, beautiful eyes with talented make-up artistry are my weakness. If you walk up with vibrant eyes and good make-up around them, just go ahead and hold out your hands because I'll be putty in them.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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